FUNNY AS F*CK!!!

I came across this on youtube, after of course watching MARV & CASH TV on YOUTUBE....(PLUG)....it's this kid who has just left the dentist and I think he is high as fuck off the medication. Maybe I shouldn't be laughing at this....but I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. You'll see why. Click the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

PLEASE CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK ABOVE. ITS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

-CASH-

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OBAMA IS NOT OUR HOOK UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE

I saw an interview the other day that bothered me a bit which made me write this blog. Look before I even start I want to address Obama being in the white house. To have a black man as this country's president shows the progress of the United States. Decades ago a black man wasn't allowed to drink from the same water fountain as a white man, and look at how far we have come.
Oprah said that she didn't vote for Obama because he's black, but because he is brilliant. That should had been the reason that we all cast our votes. We should had voted for whoever it is we felt would had been the best fit to resolve the economic crisis this country is currently facing. Skin color should had not been an issue in this matter. For example, if O.J. Simpson would had ran for president would you had voted for him? Or if Charles Manson was the only white man running for president would you had voted for him? My point exactly.
Now back to the interview. The interview I saw was online with a lady stating, and I quote "we have a black man as president so we all about to be straight now". First of all Obama doesn't represent JUST BLACK PEOPLE nor does he represent JUST WHITE PEOPLE, instead he represents people as a whole. We shouldn't view our president as our hook up in the white house. What we should do is use his accomplishment as motivation for ourselves to ensure us that its nothing we can not achieve, black or white. Obama is our first black president not Jesus. There is no magic button that he is able to push that will make your life better. Instead he can provide opportunities for us that will increase our chances of success. However, it is your responsibility to take full advantage of those opportunities. So don't take instructions take initiative. Lets not just wait for change, but be part of it. Ya dig.

-CASH-

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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

50 CENT DIS CHRIS BROWN AND RICK ROSS WITH HIS ANIMATED SERIES

You know I don't get to involve with the whole Internet beef thing, but this is funny as shit!! Click the link below to check it out the video. I got from our friends at worldstarhiphop.com/ .

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MARV'S TOP 5 OF THE WEEK

Alright, in all fairness I did the top 5 ways to find out if a chick is a gold digger. I got lots of heat on the Marv and Cash myspace page about that blog. So I took upon myself to do something for the ladies this week. This week's top 5 is.....

THE TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL IF A GUY STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM

5) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: he only allows you over during the hours of 9 to 5

4) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: for some reason he never wants you to call the house phone after 11pm

3) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: he refuses to tell you how much the rent at his house is

2) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: you guys have yet to have sex in the master bedroom of the house.

1) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: ......HE HAS BEEN ON VH1's "I LOVE NEW YORK" OR "I LOVE MONEY 1 AND 2"!!!

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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

COUNTRY SINGER TOBBY KEITH STOPS PERFORMANCE TO WHIP FAN'S ASS

Now the word is that it goes down at a hip hop concert. From fights to chairs and bottles getting thrown, stabbings, gunshots you name it. Well this week the country singer's get busy. Finally, somebody takes the heat off of us. Today's "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT" was found on myspace but it comes from a source of one our good friends at http://www.tmz.com/ . Just click the link below to see Tobby Keith dig in a fan's ass!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52201865

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OLD SCHOOL GRIND VS NEW SCHOOL TECHNOLOGY

ASHER ROTH, CHARLES HAMILTION, MARV & CASH, B.O.B. ...these are just a few names to look out for. This is the new school. Today's topic is based simply on that "New School". Now its lots of older well known artist who state that hip hop is lost, not what it was, or dead even. When in all actuality its becoming better than it ever was. Unfortunately its lots of older artist who have grown accustom to the traditional way of doing things and are unable to adapt to the music industry's changes. We know now have the Internet which allows us to sell our music from home instead of the trunk of our cars. You can sell your product to kids in China without leaving the bedroom of your home. This eliminates a mass amount of overhead for the independent artist. Think about, 1000 compact disc and fliers cost you about $1000.00 at least. Where at the cost of creating a Jpeg, a compress zip file, and a myspace cost close to nothing and sells the same cd. There is also blogsites and online communities that allow you to communicate with thousands of consumers world wide to build your fan base. My point in saying this is because I want you to understand this is a new age....a digital age. If you don't adapt to it then you will be lost. Its not just because of the kids that the names I mention earlier are surviving this beast we call the music industry, its also the fact that they utilize the Internet in every way possible. The blogs, myspace, viral videos, it all allows them to communicate with the consumer on a more personal level. Over 60% of people do their shopping online. In a little while compact disc aren't going to exist. So what do you do when the consumer no longer buys your product from the device or source that you sell it by? Let me break it down for you, you can't sell 8 tracks in a cd store.....ya feel me. Does that make sense? Get with it or get lost. Now we all have respect for the older generation, you have to. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't be here. So don't get this blog twisted its not a diss to the older generation. No, this is me using my knowledge to spread light on things. This is what I'm saying its a new way of grinding. I'm not saying its better, I'm saying that this new way is more compatible to the process consumer use to make purchases this day and time. What worked back in the day was good for back in the day. But the grind has evolved, the same as everything does. Therefore we need to follow the Asher Roth's, Hamilton's, Marv & Cash's, and etc. of this game.....because this is what works now.

-CASH-
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GIVE THE FOLLOWING MYSPACE PICS A REST

MYSPACE PICS THAT NEED TO RETIRE!!!!

This isn't Marv's top 5 but it is influenced by it. He was talking about things that hip hop has worn out and it made me think of something. See I was going through some of my friends on myspace and I realize everyone has the same pics. So again, THESE ARE THE MYSPACE PICS WE ALL NEED TO RETIRE.

DUDES WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF...I know, I'm a victim of this one to. My profile pic is what we call a greasy, but that doesn't make it right.

THE MONEY SHOT...We all know that's either income tax or rent money. People who carry around that much money for chump change don't display it on myspace.

LOOK AT MY CAR...Its okay to proud of a purchase and this one isn't that bad, I'm just sick of seeing it ya dig.

THE INFAMOUS PEACE SIGN POSE...If I see one more damn peace sign!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE CLUB...This is when a chic has her back facing the camera, her legs split open and looks at the camera over her shoulder. You know,...the club pose. Actually now that I'm reading this one...Females don't stop taking those pics. The more I think about it the more of them I want to see!!!

The last pose should be the number one pose on everyone list....drum roll please. The number one pic that needs to retired from myspace is.....:

THE BATHROOM MIRROR PIC!!!!!!....I don't think its no one on myspace that doesn't have one or more of these pics.

-CASH-

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MARV'S TOP 5 OF THE WEEK

TOP 5 THINGS THAT HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT

Look, I'm an artist...a good one at that. I love hip hop. Its my culture. So when we overdo something I have to speak on it ya dig!! And what I think that hip hop has had enough of are...well just read the top 5 for the week.


5) HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT: Dances!! I mean we all like to club and have fun, but come on man. As an artist it should be a little more you can do than make a new damn dance every weak. JUST GIVE IT A REST!!

4) HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT: Champagne bottles. Yall ain't alcoholics yet?

3) HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT: BEEF!! Its real funny how an artist begins to hate the world around the time he has a new single dropping. For real man, that's old. Just let your music speak for itself. If you need to beef with someone in order for the fans to notice you then what does that say about your skills as an artist? And furthermore beef is real where we from. Saying something over wax can get you in that ER room ya dig.

2) HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT: Swagger!!!! True, lots of people have it ya dig. But come on man. With the exception of "Swagger Like Us", I don't think I can tolerate one more song about swagger. Let it go. Give it a break. Please!!

1) HIP HOP HAS WORN OUT: Auto-Tune!! Personally if you ain't Teddy Riley, Zapp Rogers, or T- Pain....well....you can do the rest. On top of that listen to your own work. If you and no one around you can understand what you are saying due to the amount of auto tune that you are using then maybe you should leave it alone. Oh yeah....and auto-tune is a protool plug in used for recording vocals. It is not a magic button that all of a sudden makes you some great R&B singer. YOU GOT ME!!


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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

"RHIANNA BRUISED UP. NOW IF THIS IS REAL...."

Now I don't usually do my WTF blog this close together but i had to put this one up for my readers. Now we don't know if this is real or just some paint shop ish. I mean what can I say, I give to you the way it comes to me, you be the judge. Now if this is fake, then I say chill out man. Breezy facing something crazy ish right now and the last thing he need is shit like this floating around. Now if this is real then DAMN!!!....like I said you don't put your hands on a female ya dig. If you do then that just makes you a fucking punk!! Anyways, the WTF moment today comes from our good friends at www.worldstarhiphop.com take at the link below.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhr9Ucu0yKT34T7Q55

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CHRIS BROWN AND RHIANNA GET INTO IT

Bloggers, followers, and readers...what's good. I'm sure you heard by now what's popping right? Word is Chris Breezy got into with his girlfriend Rhianna. Now I ain't one to judge or say what's going on. Actually I don't think any of us should. Let me explain myself. Diddy was on the front cover of I think a New York newspaper for stepping in dog shit. Paris Hilton became an international star for making a porno flick. The point that I'm making is that when you do something you just do it. When a celeb does it, its blown out of portion. Now if Breezy laid hands on shorty then YES, he wrong and should be dealt with. Where I'm from real men don't put their hands on females. Now its another side of that ya dig! They could have had an heated argument and he might have grabbed and the media and everyone else blew it out of proportion. WE DON'T KNOW!!! You understand what I'm saying. Anyways, I got a little bit of info on the situation and thought that I would share it with you guys. This info comes to us from www.SFGate.com and this is what they had to say bout it.

Reports: Rihanna 'Identified as Victim' in Chris Brown Assault

AP Photo/Evan Agostini/file
Pop star Rihanna has been named as the alleged victim in the domestic violence investigation involving her boyfriend Chris Brown, according to Internet reports.
Brown, 19, turned himself into police on Sunday for making criminal threats after getting into a heated fight with a then-unidentified woman in a vehicle in Los Angeles earlier that day.
Police have so far refused to officially release a statement indicating the victim's identity, but new images and documents suggest Rihanna is at the center of the claims.
According to TMZ.com, crime reports indicate the victim's name is Robyn Fenty, Rihanna's birth name.
Brown was also photographed behind the wheel of a rented Lamborghini with Rihanna in the passenger seat after the pair attended music mogul Clive Davis' pre-Grammy Gala in Beverly Hills on Saturday, just hours before the alleged incident.
The police report states, "After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker."
Brown was released from custody after posting $50,000 bail on Sunday evening.
Both stars canceled their scheduled performances at Sunday's Grammy Awards.
The case is being presented to the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office, when additional charges may be filed.
Brown is due in court on March 5, and he has hired attorney Mark Geragos to fight his case. Geragos is best known for defending Winona Ryder after her 2001 arrest for shoplifting, and Michael Jackson during his child molestation trial.


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ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU CALL THIS BEEF?

BOW WOW AND SOULJAH BOY BEEFING? WHAT!! YOU CALL THIS SHIT BEEF!!??

Big and Pac, hands down the worse beef in the history of hip hop. Ja-Rule and Fifty, some hood shit that leaked into the industry. Nas and Jay, a beef among bosses that could had ended in some serious blood shed but we were all glad to see them peace things up instead of resulting to violence or guns or murder...ya know..."SOME REAL LIFE HOOD SHIT". But these two little boys. Come on, you can't even call this beef. Bow Wow talking bout Souljah boy can't come to Bankhead. Probably true but,...NIGGA YOU CAN'T GO TO BANKHEAD EITHER!! Again, I don't promote hip hop beef, cuz where I'm from beef is some real shit. Not this youtube and blogsite thing most rappers do. But I mean seriously what's the worse that could happen between Souljah Boy and Bow? Them pushing each other to see who cries first? Bottom line is this,....THIS IS NOT BEEF...ITS A FAMOUS CAT FIGHT.

GO AHEAD. CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW. ITS BOW WOW GETTING AT SOULJAH BOY. MAKING HIS ATTEMPT TO BEEF. ITS HILARIOUS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuyzDyz1xQI

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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

"PSYCHO MOTHER MAKES AND RECORDS HER CHILD SAYING F*CK OBAMA"

To my readers and fellow bloggers. The "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT" has been brought to us by http://www.worldstarhiphip.com/ . Not sure if you have seen this one yet. Now we are all entitled to our own opinions regardless of what the topic may be. But when you teach your kids to be as ignorant as you are...well...that would make you an asshole. Now if watching someone make a complete ass out of themselves makes you uncomfortable in anyway then PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK BELOW. But if you want to see just how much of an asshole this person is, then by all means...CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK BELOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4eg7VsFi3U



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JUST TALKING

LETS TALK ABOUT

What can we talk about today? Should we have another conversation on hip hop? Lets talk about the idiots who keep hating on Obama for the dumbest reason. Or maybe we could talk about how we need to do to prepare ourselves for the economy. If not that its always the news, the hot online topics...who's sleeping with who, who got beef with whoever, who's about to go broke, the new somebody that super head gave head to. Or we could talk about VH1 and how we keep looking at the same dumb ass TV show with a different title ( Flavor of Love, I love New York, Rock of Love, Real Chance at Love, For the Love of Ray J). We could talk about sex. We could talk about relationships. We could take about money. We could talk about being broke. What do we talk about? Religion, that's always a touchy subject. We could talk about me. We could talk about you. We could talk about them. We could talk about us. Its just so much to choose from. Its so many topics to talk about. Its so many conversations to have. But sometimes you say just as much....by not saying anything at all.

-CASH-

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MARV'S TOP 5 OF THE WEEK

THIS IS A GOOD ONE!!! EVEN BETTER THAN LAST WEEK


THE TOP 5 THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BUT CAN'T

5) YOU WANT TO BUT CAN'T: GO TO WORK AND TELL YOUR BOSS TO KISS YOU BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN, OR LATIN ASS.

4) YOU WANT TO BUT CAN'T: TELL YOUR SINIFICANT OTHER YOU THINK THEY SHOULD LOSE A LITTLE MORE WEIGHT.

3) YOU WANT TO BUT CAN'T: SMOKE IN PUBLIC ( AND I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY "SMOKE").

2) YOU WANT TO BUT CAN'T: TELL THAT ONE CO-WORKER HOW ANNOYING THEY ARE AND THAT YOU WISH THEY WOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!

1) YOU WANT TO BUT CAN'T: FIND THAT PERSON WHO CUT YOU OFF IN TRAFFIC EARLIER AND BEAT THEIR ASS!!!!

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WAKE UP AMERICA

I'M WOKE. ARE YOU WOKE?

You know what I want to talk about today? Waking up. Do you know how serious that is? Just by opening your eyes this morning you have been given the chance. The chance to improve yourself or make life worse. The chance to make this world a better a place to live in or the chance to make the world worse than it already is. I really don't care what you do but do something. Look, here's an idea. Since you were given the opportunity to wake up this morning make the best of it. Do something today...different from yesterday...that will change tomorrow. YA DIG!!!


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SNEAK PEEK

FROM THE UPCOMING BOOK "FREEWAY OF THOUGHT"


“Spider Webs”

Although the sky is the limit
The ground is it's minimum
And you will spend more time walking the floors of this Earth then you will treading the clouds of it's attic
There was once slaves who beg for forty acres and mule
In exchange they were given forty hours and a job
The segregation of White and minority was then exchange for poor and rich
Regardless of race, creed, or color we have all become slaves
Hi neighbor
A man screamed in the midst of distance that he had a dream
The unfortunate reality is that the average human spends 8 hours sleeping
The other 8 is dedicated to exchanging his time for currency
The remaining 8 is for rest and healing from the stress of providing and giving his time to everyone other than himself So most men can….only….dream….
"Its always somebody out there doing worse than you"
And its always someone doing better than I
For every time you were granted the pleasure of making a tragic mistake, there is someone watching from a far
And the muttered words are
That those around you are thankful, for they could be doing as worse than you
Instead of better
Its greater later, but it hurts now
One day it will be okay…..who determines when one day is
This is life
Waking in pain and being intimate with misery
Good morning Hate
Good morning Struggle
Good morning Loneliness
Good morning Betrayal
Good morning…..
Death and the emotions you say good morning to will always be the only constants in your life… Anything else is just 8 hours….aka….a dream.

-CASH-

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WORD OF THE WISE

WORD OF THE WISE

"WHOEVER TOLD YOU NO MEANS NO LIED TO YOU. WHEN YOU GRINDING, IT ONLY MEANS TRY AGAIN".

...."50 CENT"

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WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT

WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT

Okay you guys been keeping up with the blogs a lot. I get lots of feed back on my top 5 of the week. Cash gets tons of responses to his blogs as well, but as you know he's little more serious than I'am. I get serious to, but for the most part I really don't give a damn. With that said, I've decided to add on to my blog collection. Today is my first addition to what I like to call my "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT". This is when I take time to share with you some story that I found on the web or saw on the news or heard in the street that simply made me say "WTF". And today's WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT comes to us from www.wedoitrightmag.com . This is what they dug up.

From Wedoitrightmag.com:
"Recently Kanye West’s email accounts have been targeted by a group of hackers. The deviant’s first stunt caused mass hysteria through out the world by claiming that West was open to doing bi-sexual pornography. However, apparently, the hackers were dissatisfied with the damage on West’s image, and have attacked him again. Only this time the hackers have pushed the limit in a brutal and distasteful fashion by aiming there attacks towards West’s deceased mother. Images of Dr. Dondra West’s face have been photo-shopped on various models bodies, and sent out in a mass email to members of West’s electronic mailing lists. The hackers clearly intended to satirize West’s “Where Are You Yeezy” blog posts - a popular feature on his blog. The attack also included ridicule of West’s new shoe with high-end fashion designer Louis Vutton".

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MARV'S TOP 5 OF THIS WEEK

Okay last week I gave you the top 5 that might make you gold digger right? Well I got a lot of feed back from the blog. I MEAN LOTS!! This one female was really bothered by it. I won't say your name but you know who you are. And this blog is dedicated to you. With no further a do, I give to you:

THE TOP 5 REASON THAT PROVE YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL!!

5) YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL IF: YOU ONLY GET A CALL TO COME OVER AFTER 1AM. AND EVERY TIME YOU GET THERE ITS DARK IN THE HOUSE AND THE GUY HAS ON NOTHING BUT HIS SOCKS AND BOXERS, AND THE ONLY TV ON IS THE ONE IN HIS BEDROOM.

4) YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL IF: ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GUY YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH IS HIS NICKNAME.

3) YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL IF: YOU AND THE GUY YOU ARE DATING HAVE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS AND YOU HAVE YET TO MEET ANY OF HIS FRIENDS, OR FAMILY, OR EVEN ASSOCIATES.

2) YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL IF: ( OKAY THIS IS A TRICKY ONE) IF EVERY TIME YOU GO OVER THIS GUY'S HOUSE, AFTER SEX HE BEGINS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW EARLY HE HAS TO GET UP IN THE MORNING. OR HE LEAVES YOUR HOUSE AFTER SEX AND IS GONE BY THE TIME YOU WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING.

1) YOU MAY BE A BOOTY CALL IF: YOU JUST FINISH READING THIS BLOG AND YOU HAVE BEGIN TO QUESTION YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WITH A PARTICULAR GUY THAT YOU THOUGHT HAD A REAL INTEREST IN YOU OTHER THAN HOW GOOD YOU PUT IT ON HIM. YUP, I'M TALKING TO YOU!!..LOL

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