Hello Bloggers, Facebook, Myspace, Ustream, Twitter, and every other online site. Put on your seat belts, take a deep breath and prepare yourself. This is "Cash Piss Off List!!"
Lets first discuss what this is about. Its just so many things that piss me off on a regular basis and I figured I would share some of them with you guys to see if its just me. Be careful reading this blog, you may be one of the people that piss me off. Who knows?
I think one thing I want to talk about is reality shows. From a business point view, I get it. Why pay working actors 100k an episode to act like idiots when you can hire real live idiots and pay them close to nothing? It makes perfect sense. However, calling them reality shows are just to much for me to take. One example is VH-1's Real Chance of Love. Come on people, why would 20 women compete for their love? Who are they? Then they get upset, (like all VH1's douche bags), when they find out the female is a recording artist, or actor, or model, or has been on another television show. WTF do you think these chicks are up there for in the first place!?! They want to get 15 minutes of fame, become a Z Lister, and maybe get pimped by having their own dumb ass show that VH-1 pays them nothing for. A chance to compete with 20 other women on a 1 hour sitcom and find true love. Are you fucking serious? The part that pisses me off the most is...I watch each and every episode!
Then there's Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Its actually a great show. Its good television. The problem is, there's only one house wife on the whole damn show!! Kim has a sugar daddy. Lisa's husband is currently unemployed. Sheree is divorced. Candi is the sole provider of her home. Nee Nee is the only housewife out of them all. So its not the show that gets me, its the title. From here out the show is now called Four Chicks and a Housewife. Cool?
The last reality show I want to discuss is MTV's The Real World. I'm not just talking about the current season, but all of them with the exception of the first season and Real World Hawaii. The first season had seven young adults in a crappy apartment in New York somewhere. I was waiting for their lights to cut off, rats to eat through the floors and etc. That was as close to real that the Real World has ever been. The Hawaii season gets a pass only because of a roommate known as Tek. In my opinion, this guy was the realest roommate the Real World had ever cast. Each episode you saw him returning home that morning from the club and you saw him again later that night on his way to the club. He once said "what are we fighting for, we live rent free in a Hawaii mansion". How real is that?
Word of advice to MTV. How about casting some people from the real world to be on The Real World that people from the real world can relate to. Put Pookie and them on the show. Then add a few meth heads some rock n roll white boys and chronic weed smokers. While your at it you could add pregnancy some divorce some bad credit a few foreclosures and past due bills. You may want to come up with a better name, something catchy. Call it ahh....something like...Celebrity Rehab maybe. Anyways, moving right along.
My next topic is a short one but its been on my mind. What is up with Super Head screaming on talk show host. She's mad because they aren't respecting her as an author. She came out with a number one selling book that reveals the names of every superstar she slept with during her days as a video ho, sorry...I mean vixen. She stated that it was only so that upcoming video vixens wouldn't have to go through the pain and suffering she endured. Yet, she has done nothing to help them. She has started no agency to see that these females are treated fairly. She has no website telling them the proper ways to make it in this industry. Instead, she has made a second book about Karma Sutra. This book explains to females the best way to please a man sexually. Hmmm?....And she tells the media she doesn't want to be known for her past. A doctor uses his experience and teachings to cure people. A ho uses her experinces to do what? Exactly. Enough said.
Let's see, what else is pissing me off right now? I got it! Music videos have officially made it to Cash's Pissed Off List. Its bad enough that people think saying two words that rhyme makes you a rapper or autone can somehow magically turned you into a singer. I mean the music industry is not the place to look if your searching for talent. To make matters worse, its been years since I have seen a hip hop video that actually had something to do with the damn song! Every video is exactly the same. The ingredients are as followed:
-ass
-cars
-jewelery
-cash
-clubs
-bottles of liquorHave these items not been seen in every video for the past decade? Would it make sense to do something new? If your song is about a lady losing her child, then what the hell do you need these props for? Please...I'm begging you...just give me one video that makes sense. Just one!!
T.L.C. had a hit titled "Waterfalls". In the video they where near a waterfall. It had a story line for each verse. It was entertaining. If that video was created today then the director would have them in the club with gold chains on drinking champagne with a car parked on the dance floor sitting on money while wearing bikinis. Damn!!
Alright people, I think I've said enough. The next time that I'm pissed off I'll let you know. I hope its not just me that has noticed this bullshit. Till next time,...see you online somewhere.
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