FUNNY AS F*CK!!!

I came across this on youtube, after of course watching MARV & CASH TV on YOUTUBE....(PLUG)....it's this kid who has just left the dentist and I think he is high as fuck off the medication. Maybe I shouldn't be laughing at this....but I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. You'll see why. Click the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

PLEASE CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK ABOVE. ITS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

-CASH-

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OBAMA IS NOT OUR HOOK UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE

I saw an interview the other day that bothered me a bit which made me write this blog. Look before I even start I want to address Obama being in the white house. To have a black man as this country's president shows the progress of the United States. Decades ago a black man wasn't allowed to drink from the same water fountain as a white man, and look at how far we have come.
Oprah said that she didn't vote for Obama because he's black, but because he is brilliant. That should had been the reason that we all cast our votes. We should had voted for whoever it is we felt would had been the best fit to resolve the economic crisis this country is currently facing. Skin color should had not been an issue in this matter. For example, if O.J. Simpson would had ran for president would you had voted for him? Or if Charles Manson was the only white man running for president would you had voted for him? My point exactly.
Now back to the interview. The interview I saw was online with a lady stating, and I quote "we have a black man as president so we all about to be straight now". First of all Obama doesn't represent JUST BLACK PEOPLE nor does he represent JUST WHITE PEOPLE, instead he represents people as a whole. We shouldn't view our president as our hook up in the white house. What we should do is use his accomplishment as motivation for ourselves to ensure us that its nothing we can not achieve, black or white. Obama is our first black president not Jesus. There is no magic button that he is able to push that will make your life better. Instead he can provide opportunities for us that will increase our chances of success. However, it is your responsibility to take full advantage of those opportunities. So don't take instructions take initiative. Lets not just wait for change, but be part of it. Ya dig.

-CASH-

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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

50 CENT DIS CHRIS BROWN AND RICK ROSS WITH HIS ANIMATED SERIES

You know I don't get to involve with the whole Internet beef thing, but this is funny as shit!! Click the link below to check it out the video. I got from our friends at worldstarhiphop.com/ .

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMAXQ61iD78hqh26b


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MARV'S TOP 5 OF THE WEEK

Alright, in all fairness I did the top 5 ways to find out if a chick is a gold digger. I got lots of heat on the Marv and Cash myspace page about that blog. So I took upon myself to do something for the ladies this week. This week's top 5 is.....

THE TOP 5 WAYS TO TELL IF A GUY STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM

5) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: he only allows you over during the hours of 9 to 5

4) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: for some reason he never wants you to call the house phone after 11pm

3) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: he refuses to tell you how much the rent at his house is

2) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: you guys have yet to have sex in the master bedroom of the house.

1) HE LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOM IF: ......HE HAS BEEN ON VH1's "I LOVE NEW YORK" OR "I LOVE MONEY 1 AND 2"!!!

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MARV'S "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT"

COUNTRY SINGER TOBBY KEITH STOPS PERFORMANCE TO WHIP FAN'S ASS

Now the word is that it goes down at a hip hop concert. From fights to chairs and bottles getting thrown, stabbings, gunshots you name it. Well this week the country singer's get busy. Finally, somebody takes the heat off of us. Today's "WTF NEWS OF THE MOMENT" was found on myspace but it comes from a source of one our good friends at http://www.tmz.com/ . Just click the link below to see Tobby Keith dig in a fan's ass!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=52201865

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OLD SCHOOL GRIND VS NEW SCHOOL TECHNOLOGY

ASHER ROTH, CHARLES HAMILTION, MARV & CASH, B.O.B. ...these are just a few names to look out for. This is the new school. Today's topic is based simply on that "New School". Now its lots of older well known artist who state that hip hop is lost, not what it was, or dead even. When in all actuality its becoming better than it ever was. Unfortunately its lots of older artist who have grown accustom to the traditional way of doing things and are unable to adapt to the music industry's changes. We know now have the Internet which allows us to sell our music from home instead of the trunk of our cars. You can sell your product to kids in China without leaving the bedroom of your home. This eliminates a mass amount of overhead for the independent artist. Think about, 1000 compact disc and fliers cost you about $1000.00 at least. Where at the cost of creating a Jpeg, a compress zip file, and a myspace cost close to nothing and sells the same cd. There is also blogsites and online communities that allow you to communicate with thousands of consumers world wide to build your fan base. My point in saying this is because I want you to understand this is a new age....a digital age. If you don't adapt to it then you will be lost. Its not just because of the kids that the names I mention earlier are surviving this beast we call the music industry, its also the fact that they utilize the Internet in every way possible. The blogs, myspace, viral videos, it all allows them to communicate with the consumer on a more personal level. Over 60% of people do their shopping online. In a little while compact disc aren't going to exist. So what do you do when the consumer no longer buys your product from the device or source that you sell it by? Let me break it down for you, you can't sell 8 tracks in a cd store.....ya feel me. Does that make sense? Get with it or get lost. Now we all have respect for the older generation, you have to. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't be here. So don't get this blog twisted its not a diss to the older generation. No, this is me using my knowledge to spread light on things. This is what I'm saying its a new way of grinding. I'm not saying its better, I'm saying that this new way is more compatible to the process consumer use to make purchases this day and time. What worked back in the day was good for back in the day. But the grind has evolved, the same as everything does. Therefore we need to follow the Asher Roth's, Hamilton's, Marv & Cash's, and etc. of this game.....because this is what works now.

-CASH-
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GIVE THE FOLLOWING MYSPACE PICS A REST

MYSPACE PICS THAT NEED TO RETIRE!!!!

This isn't Marv's top 5 but it is influenced by it. He was talking about things that hip hop has worn out and it made me think of something. See I was going through some of my friends on myspace and I realize everyone has the same pics. So again, THESE ARE THE MYSPACE PICS WE ALL NEED TO RETIRE.

DUDES WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF...I know, I'm a victim of this one to. My profile pic is what we call a greasy, but that doesn't make it right.

THE MONEY SHOT...We all know that's either income tax or rent money. People who carry around that much money for chump change don't display it on myspace.

LOOK AT MY CAR...Its okay to proud of a purchase and this one isn't that bad, I'm just sick of seeing it ya dig.

THE INFAMOUS PEACE SIGN POSE...If I see one more damn peace sign!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE CLUB...This is when a chic has her back facing the camera, her legs split open and looks at the camera over her shoulder. You know,...the club pose. Actually now that I'm reading this one...Females don't stop taking those pics. The more I think about it the more of them I want to see!!!

The last pose should be the number one pose on everyone list....drum roll please. The number one pic that needs to retired from myspace is.....:

THE BATHROOM MIRROR PIC!!!!!!....I don't think its no one on myspace that doesn't have one or more of these pics.

-CASH-

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